Sometimes, you just want to kick back and have some internet fun that isn't necessarily politically correct. If that describes your frame of mind at the moment, why not take a loot at these flash animations. They are from the early part of the century and are a, cough, flash from the past.
From the article:
It is a hard life being one of the undead, especially if you are only ten years old. Of course, there are the usual childhood urges, but mingled with that undead zombie thirst for death and destruction that goes with the territory, Here, Lenore fancies a pet and so goes, quite logically, to a pet shop. She quickly discovers that all the cute little pets are broken. Possibly not one for animal lovers and certainly not one to share with the kids if your last name happens to be Manson.